








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 379 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 242 matches | ||
| Faceit | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 19 matches | ||
| Wingman | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 22 different maps





Our logs show 14 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




15 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4798 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 21,650 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6703 | 31% |
| Smokes | 4482 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 6428 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 4037 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $874,973 of utility $93 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 368 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Peek a boo | 68% | 25 |
| #2 | johaN - | 57% | 42 |
| #3 | KingChico | 56% | 25 |
| #4 | Pabl0adW | 53% | 55 |
| #5 | Fevereagle | 53% | 93 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #10 | St0rmb0rn™ | 49% | 180 |
| #11 | ♠Designated Bait♠ | 46% | 28 |
| #12 | Dramzi | 46% | 222 |
| #13 | Faker | 45% | 74 |
| #14 | Æ_Formand | 40% | 35 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | St0rmb0rn™ | 20 | 0.0056 |
| #2 | DaniTheRipper96 | 12 | 0.0084 |
| #3 | Dramzi | 10 | 0.0022 |
| #4 | Fevereagle | 4 | 0.0024 |
| #5 | Faker | 4 | 0.0025 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | St0rmb0rn™ | 791 | 0.22 | 18 min |
| #2 | Haydnsmovingcastle | 395 | 0.33 | 10 min |
| #3 | Dramzi | 254 | 0.06 | 7 min |
| #4 | _Sparkje | 194 | 0.15 | 6 min |
| #5 | Pabl0adW | 187 | 0.16 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Peek a boo | +2.81 | 81 | 59 |
| #2 | johaN - | +1.36 | 79 | 63 |
| #3 | KingChico | +1.25 | 80 | 62 |
| #4 | ♠Designated Bait♠ | +0.82 | 82 | 66 |
| #5 | NYANELIT3 | +0.74 | 64 | 76 |





