








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 642 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 311 matches | ||
| Faceit | 112 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 6 matches | ||
| Wingman | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 20 different maps





Our logs show 22 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




10 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7082 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 23,759 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 8391 | 35% |
| Smokes | 7346 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 4522 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 3500 | 15% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,277,611 of utility $141 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 339 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Piiska-Pirjo | 58% | 48 |
| #2 | Lappu | 54% | 117 |
| #3 | sankariapina | 52% | 61 |
| #4 | .Ville | 52% | 50 |
| #5 | Mrui | 52% | 85 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LEMON | +2.80 | 69 | 66 |
| #2 | WG | +1.42 | 66 | 65 |
| #3 | HcEDU | +0.77 | 58 | 59 |
| #4 | Rajis | -0.06 | 48 | 78 |
| #5 | Lappu | -0.34 | 56 | 63 |





