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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 26 matches | ||
| Wingman | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 6 matches | ||
| Faceit | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 1 Chicken Has been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




9 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
281 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 717 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 284 | 40% |
| Smokes | 216 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 138 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 79 | 11% |
Our logs show you have wasted $283,222 of utility $292 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 52 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pulosul_Negru | 61% | 18 |
| #2 | SMEAGOLL_MHY69 SKINS | 56% | 9 |
| #3 | Eduardo211 SKINS | 54% | 28 |
| #4 | | m1gnea | | 51% | 35 |
| #5 | !ANDR3I | 50% | 24 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | | m1gnea | | 51% | 35 |
| #5 | !ANDR3I | 50% | 24 |
| #6 | Covrigem | 33% | 3 |
| #7 | KyroX SKINS | 17% | 6 |
| #8 | LUX | 0% | 3 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | !ANDR3I | 9 | 0.0196 |
| #2 | | m1gnea | | 6 | 0.0086 |
| #3 | Pulosul_Negru | 4 | 0.0111 |
| #4 | SMEAGOLL_MHY69 SKINS | 2 | 0.0097 |
| #5 | Eduardo211 SKINS | 1 | 0.0018 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | !ANDR3I | 74 | 0.16 | 2 min |
| #2 | | m1gnea | | 24 | 0.03 | 1 min |
| #3 | SMEAGOLL_MHY69 SKINS | 19 | 0.09 | 0 min |
| #4 | Eduardo211 SKINS | 18 | 0.03 | 1 min |
| #5 | Pulosul_Negru | 18 | 0.05 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | | m1gnea | | +5.13 | 57 | 38 |
| #2 | Covrigem | +3.85 | 85 | 53 |
| #3 | Pulosul_Negru | +1.39 | 50 | 28 |
| #4 | !ANDR3I | +1.07 | 24 | 52 |
| #5 | Eduardo211 SKINS | -1.21 | 25 | 46 |





