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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 232 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 54 matches | ||
| Wingman | 41 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 9 matches | ||
| Faceit | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 1 Chicken Has been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




17 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
778 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,869 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 818 | 44% |
| Smokes | 699 | 37% |
| HE Grenades | 229 | 12% |
| Molotovs | 123 | 7% |
Our logs show you have wasted $557,219 of utility $192 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 101 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | | m1gnea | | 60% | 10 |
| #2 | bdwdarius. | 59% | 27 |
| #3 | Teo Biceps | 56% | 9 |
| #4 | KyroX SKINS | 54% | 24 |
| #5 | Eduardo211 SKINS | 53% | 129 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SmEaGoL_REGELE FEMEILOR | 9 | 0.0280 |
| #2 | bdwdarius. | 6 | 0.0115 |
| #3 | Eduardo211 SKINS | 2 | 0.0008 |
| #4 | | m1gnea | | 1 | 0.0043 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Eduardo211 SKINS | 133 | 0.05 | 4 min |
| #2 | bdwdarius. | 71 | 0.14 | 1 min |
| #3 | Teo Biceps | 30 | 0.15 | 0 min |
| #4 | KyroX SKINS | 17 | 0.03 | 1 min |
| #5 | SmEaGoL_REGELE FEMEILOR | 17 | 0.05 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | | m1gnea | | +6.79 | 52 | 31 |
| #2 | SmEaGoL_REGELE FEMEILOR | +4.26 | 58 | 38 |
| #3 | bdwdarius. | +2.80 | 10 | 44 |
| #4 | Eduardo211 SKINS | +1.83 | 25 | 42 |
| #5 | Teo Biceps | -2.55 | 13 | 40 |





