








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1145 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 175 matches | ||
| Wingman | 70 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 54 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 6 matches | ||
| Faceit | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 9 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




4 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2338 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,254 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1087 | 26% |
| Smokes | 950 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 902 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 1315 | 31% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,679,278 of utility $239 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 30 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pulosul_Negru | 63% | 19 |
| #2 | bdwdarius. | 60% | 47 |
| #3 | brix | 56% | 36 |
| #4 | SmEaGoL_REGELE FEMEILOR | 56% | 81 |
| #5 | Covrigem | 54% | 37 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | Teo Biceps | 54% | 28 |
| #7 | SMEAGOLL_MHY69 SKINS | 53% | 129 |
| #8 | !ANDR3I | 52% | 25 |
| #9 | | m1gnea | | 51% | 39 |
| #10 | KyroX SKINS | 48% | 58 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SmEaGoL_REGELE FEMEILOR | 17 | 0.0107 |
| #2 | SMEAGOLL_MHY69 SKINS | 16 | 0.0066 |
| #3 | bdwdarius. | 10 | 0.0111 |
| #4 | | m1gnea | | 4 | 0.0050 |
| #5 | brix | 4 | 0.0055 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SMEAGOLL_MHY69 SKINS | 221 | 0.09 | 4 min |
| #2 | brix | 218 | 0.30 | 3 min |
| #3 | Covrigem | 162 | 0.23 | 4 min |
| #4 | bdwdarius. | 110 | 0.12 | 2 min |
| #5 | Teo Biceps | 74 | 0.13 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Covrigem | +14.04 | 100 | 63 |
| #2 | | m1gnea | | +5.29 | 61 | 39 |
| #3 | SmEaGoL_REGELE FEMEILOR | +3.43 | 56 | 45 |
| #4 | bdwdarius. | +2.57 | 11 | 42 |
| #5 | Pulosul_Negru | +1.99 | 61 | 35 |





