








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1011 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 695 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 86 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 53 matches | ||
| Faceit | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 50 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




70 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
9865 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 21,626 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 8150 | 38% |
| Smokes | 5739 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 3120 | 14% |
| Molotovs | 4617 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,572,357 of utility $172 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 386 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Risky_Moves | 61 | 0.0081 |
| #2 | Lana Del Rey | 47 | 0.0151 |
| #3 | zozzy | 42 | 0.0098 |
| #4 | aLbert | 26 | 0.0083 |
| #5 | MFIP | 12 | 0.0105 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | zozzy | 1240 | 0.29 | 33 min |
| #2 | aLbert | 518 | 0.17 | 12 min |
| #3 | Risky_Moves | 512 | 0.07 | 12 min |
| #4 | Lana Del Rey | 384 | 0.12 | 10 min |
| #5 | PsychoCobbler | 323 | 0.12 | 8 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | aLbert | +4.74 | 80 | 59 |
| #2 | zozzy | +2.19 | 62 | 64 |
| #3 | MFIP | +0.29 | 77 | 44 |
| #4 | SandZ | +0.10 | 50 | 52 |
| #5 | Risky_Moves | -0.37 | 44 | 40 |





