








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 248 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Anubis | 14 matches | ||
| Premier | 13 matches | ||
| Wingman | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 4 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




13 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1455 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,880 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2308 | 39% |
| Smokes | 1385 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 1101 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 1086 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $182,323 of utility $70 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 271 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Faultier 361 | 61% | 96 |
| #2 | osuun | 57% | 28 |
| #3 | 🥐Köttel🥐 | 54% | 13 |
| #4 | PLK | 44% | 16 |
| #5 | Racoon | 22% | 9 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Faultier 361 | 61% | 96 |
| #2 | osuun | 57% | 28 |
| #3 | 🥐Köttel🥐 | 54% | 13 |
| #4 | PLK | 44% | 16 |
| #5 | Racoon | 22% | 9 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | osuun | 2 | 0.0039 |
| #2 | Faultier 361 | 1 | 0.0006 |
| #3 | 🥐Köttel🥐 | 1 | 0.0043 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Faultier 361 | 51 | 0.03 | 1 min |
| #2 | osuun | 19 | 0.04 | 0 min |
| #3 | 🥐Köttel🥐 | 9 | 0.04 | 0 min |
| #4 | PLK | 8 | 0.03 | 0 min |
| #5 | Racoon | 8 | 0.05 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | eye like p-ness | +5.27 | 82 | 70 |
| #2 | Faultier 361 | -1.10 | 71 | 24 |
| #3 | osuun | -3.17 | 53 | 10 |
| #4 | PLK | -4.15 | 53 | 7 |
| #5 | Racoon | -4.43 | 41 | 33 |





