








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 327 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 58 matches | ||
| Premier | 57 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 17 matches | ||
| Wingman | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 30 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




27 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1883 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,872 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1729 | 29% |
| Smokes | 1258 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 1296 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 1589 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $588,531 of utility $138 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 231 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Salazar | 51% | 61 |
| #2 | .zzz | 50% | 18 |
| #3 | viktor ☭ | 50% | 110 |
| #4 | Jisoo | 50% | 145 |
| #5 | K - Mira abençoada/Mira Cristã | 41% | 137 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Salazar | 51% | 61 |
| #2 | .zzz | 50% | 18 |
| #3 | viktor ☭ | 50% | 110 |
| #4 | Jisoo | 50% | 145 |
| #5 | K - Mira abençoada/Mira Cristã | 41% | 137 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jisoo | 8 | 0.0026 |
| #2 | Salazar | 6 | 0.0047 |
| #3 | K - Mira abençoada/Mira Cristã | 4 | 0.0014 |
| #4 | viktor ☭ | 2 | 0.0009 |
| #5 | .zzz | 1 | 0.0025 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | K - Mira abençoada/Mira Cristã | 848 | 0.31 | 19 min |
| #2 | Jisoo | 447 | 0.15 | 12 min |
| #3 | viktor ☭ | 394 | 0.17 | 11 min |
| #4 | Salazar | 70 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| #5 | .zzz | 29 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jisoo | +3.04 | 69 | 61 |
| #2 | viktor ☭ | +0.35 | 68 | 70 |
| #3 | Salazar | +0.24 | 48 | 43 |
| #4 | o$zy:) for real? | -1.03 | 59 | 56 |
| #5 | K - Mira abençoada/Mira Cristã | -1.47 | 67 | 62 |





