








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 856 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 204 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 45 matches | ||
| Wingman | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 66 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




11 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3456 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 14,969 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4255 | 28% |
| Smokes | 3656 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 3682 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 3376 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,176,616 of utility $141 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 87 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Salazar | 58% | 74 |
| #2 | Jisoo | 54% | 182 |
| #3 | K - Mira abenΓ§oada/Mira CristΓ£ | 50% | 111 |
| #4 | o$zy:) for real? | 50% | 110 |
| #5 | πππππΎππΆπ | 39% | 31 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Salazar | 58% | 74 |
| #2 | Jisoo | 54% | 182 |
| #3 | K - Mira abenΓ§oada/Mira CristΓ£ | 50% | 111 |
| #4 | o$zy:) for real? | 50% | 110 |
| #5 | πππππΎππΆπ | 39% | 31 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | o$zy:) for real? | 13 | 0.0056 |
| #2 | Jisoo | 11 | 0.0029 |
| #3 | K - Mira abenΓ§oada/Mira CristΓ£ | 4 | 0.0017 |
| #4 | Salazar | 2 | 0.0014 |
| #5 | πππππΎππΆπ | 1 | 0.0017 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | K - Mira abenΓ§oada/Mira CristΓ£ | 784 | 0.34 | 19 min |
| #2 | Jisoo | 571 | 0.15 | 15 min |
| #3 | o$zy:) for real? | 312 | 0.13 | 7 min |
| #4 | Salazar | 76 | 0.05 | 2 min |
| #5 | πππππΎππΆπ | 68 | 0.11 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jisoo | +2.42 | 68 | 60 |
| #2 | viktor β | +1.13 | 67 | 70 |
| #3 | Salazar | -0.50 | 51 | 40 |
| #4 | o$zy:) for real? | -1.18 | 59 | 56 |
| #5 | K - Mira abenΓ§oada/Mira CristΓ£ | -1.36 | 67 | 65 |





