








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 5 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 113 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 7 matches | ||
| Faceit | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 7 different maps





Our logs show 2 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




26 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1161 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,895 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1385 | 36% |
| Smokes | 895 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 922 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 693 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $289,818 of utility $113 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 32 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Hoshi | 57% | 7 |
| #2 | Sohai Sohai Mangki | 56% | 39 |
| #3 | walaowehhhh | 53% | 55 |
| #4 | Ryan the energetic | 50% | 131 |
| #5 | VENGEANCE | 49% | 70 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | walaowehhhh | +3.01 | 68 | 58 |
| #2 | Hoshi | +3.00 | 54 | 78 |
| #3 | Ryan the energetic | +2.57 | 68 | 77 |
| #4 | VENGEANCE | +1.90 | 56 | 60 |
| #5 | no name | -0.55 | 60 | 61 |





