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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 17 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 181 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 95 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 21 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




9 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3011 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,250 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4061 | 40% |
| Smokes | 2082 | 20% |
| HE Grenades | 1385 | 14% |
| Molotovs | 2722 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $689,804 of utility $108 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 170 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | Fr1Ez | 51% | 118 |
| #3 | no name | 49% | 70 |
| #4 | Ryan the energetic | 48% | 227 |
| #5 | J | 47% | 171 |
| #6 | Sohai Sohai Mangki | 44% | 34 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ryan the energetic | 856 | 0.19 | 22 min |
| #2 | J | 848 | 0.24 | 20 min |
| #3 | Fr1Ez | 257 | 0.10 | 6 min |
| #4 | no name | 192 | 0.15 | 5 min |
| #5 | Sohai Sohai Mangki | 65 | 0.11 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ryan the energetic | +1.38 | 69 | 76 |
| #2 | Fr1Ez | +0.96 | 79 | 45 |
| #3 | VENGEANCE | +0.17 | 66 | 61 |
| #4 | no name | -0.99 | 61 | 59 |
| #5 | Sohai Sohai Mangki | -1.10 | 67 | 58 |





