








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 646 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Vertigo | 100 matches | ||
| Premier | 49 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 10 matches | ||
| Faceit | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 5 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




145 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2027 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,375 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4961 | 53% |
| Smokes | 2246 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 580 | 6% |
| Molotovs | 1588 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $519,038 of utility $119 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 633 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FURAA- | 62% | 90 |
| #2 | Husky | 62% | 13 |
| #3 | CokeDragon | 52% | 23 |
| #4 | Kanxss | 50% | 46 |
| #5 | Chains_CS | 48% | 129 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | Husky | 62% | 13 |
| #3 | CokeDragon | 52% | 23 |
| #4 | Kanxss | 50% | 46 |
| #5 | Chains_CS | 48% | 129 |
| #6 | FarmD Enthusiast | 43% | 81 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Chains_CS | 69 | 0.0271 |
| #2 | FURAA- | 24 | 0.0131 |
| #3 | FarmD Enthusiast | 10 | 0.0063 |
| #4 | Kanxss | 6 | 0.0063 |
| #5 | CokeDragon | 5 | 0.0104 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kanxss | 230 | 0.24 | 6 min |
| #2 | FarmD Enthusiast | 113 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| #3 | FURAA- | 106 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| #4 | Chains_CS | 82 | 0.03 | 2 min |
| #5 | CokeDragon | 42 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kanxss | +2.44 | 72 | 61 |
| #2 | FURAA- | +2.09 | 69 | 51 |
| #3 | Chains_CS | +1.83 | 81 | 35 |
| #4 | Husky | +1.21 | 71 | 52 |
| #5 | KezzaMcFezza | +0.51 | 68 | 68 |





