








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1025 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 97 matches | ||
| Premier | 91 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 62 matches | ||
| Faceit | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 15 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




96 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4111 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,508 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 880 | 16% |
| Smokes | 1422 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 1600 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 1606 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,381,510 of utility $195 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 95 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FURAA- | 56% | 73 |
| #2 | KezzaMcFezza | 48% | 129 |
| #3 | v-k | 47% | 96 |
| #4 | Kanxss | 38% | 21 |
| #5 | FarmD Enthusiast | 37% | 116 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FURAA- | 56% | 73 |
| #2 | KezzaMcFezza | 48% | 129 |
| #3 | v-k | 47% | 96 |
| #4 | Kanxss | 38% | 21 |
| #5 | FarmD Enthusiast | 37% | 116 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KezzaMcFezza | 84 | 0.0330 |
| #2 | FURAA- | 21 | 0.0142 |
| #3 | FarmD Enthusiast | 12 | 0.0062 |
| #4 | v-k | 4 | 0.0024 |
| #5 | Kanxss | 2 | 0.0045 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KezzaMcFezza | 891 | 0.35 | 24 min |
| #2 | v-k | 351 | 0.21 | 7 min |
| #3 | FarmD Enthusiast | 231 | 0.12 | 5 min |
| #4 | Kanxss | 115 | 0.26 | 3 min |
| #5 | FURAA- | 91 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kanxss | +2.09 | 78 | 57 |
| #2 | Chains_CS | +1.89 | 82 | 34 |
| #3 | FURAA- | +1.78 | 73 | 52 |
| #4 | KezzaMcFezza | +0.14 | 68 | 71 |
| #5 | v-k | -2.88 | 60 | 51 |





