








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 251 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September

The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Vertigo | 64 matches | ||
| Wingman | 55 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 10 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




31 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
928 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,987 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1771 | 44% |
| Smokes | 600 | 15% |
| HE Grenades | 231 | 6% |
| Molotovs | 1385 | 35% |
Our logs show you have wasted $817,864 of utility $224 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 63 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FURAA- | 62% | 29 |
| #2 | steveee444 | 43% | 53 |
| #3 | KezzaMcFezza | 43% | 81 |
| #4 | Chains_CS | 37% | 116 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FURAA- | 62% | 29 |
| #2 | steveee444 | 43% | 53 |
| #3 | KezzaMcFezza | 43% | 81 |
| #4 | Chains_CS | 37% | 116 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KezzaMcFezza | 70 | 0.0448 |
| #2 | Chains_CS | 44 | 0.0230 |
| #3 | steveee444 | 19 | 0.0200 |
| #4 | FURAA- | 7 | 0.0122 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KezzaMcFezza | 549 | 0.35 | 14 min |
| #2 | steveee444 | 178 | 0.19 | 2 min |
| #3 | Chains_CS | 61 | 0.03 | 1 min |
| #4 | FURAA- | 31 | 0.05 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Chains_CS | +3.63 | 82 | 31 |
| #2 | FURAA- | +3.54 | 75 | 42 |
| #3 | KezzaMcFezza | +1.64 | 67 | 65 |
| #4 | steveee444 | -1.01 | 45 | 31 |
| #5 | FarmD Enthusiast | -4.93 | 33 | 51 |





