








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 370 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 433 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 68 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 61 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 44 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 87 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




26 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5541 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 22,999 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 9095 | 40% |
| Smokes | 6340 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 4106 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 3458 | 15% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,387,780 of utility $96 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 395 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Valefarβ‘ | 69% | 36 |
| #2 | ππΌπππ_ igotHacked | 65% | 82 |
| #3 | Tyler | 59% | 56 |
| #4 | r!zzla|king | 57% | 88 |
| #5 | Smooth Operator | 54% | 54 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | r!zzla|king | +3.24 | 76 | 61 |
| #2 | DeViL^ | +1.73 | 77 | 56 |
| #3 | Smooth Operator | +1.43 | 70 | 61 |
| #4 | NO 1 LIKE ME | +1.38 | 55 | 44 |
| #5 | Valefarβ‘ | +1.29 | 53 | 51 |





