








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1377 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 349 matches | ||
| Faceit | 251 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 79 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 73 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 72 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 48 matches | ||
| Wingman | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 63 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




30 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
11151 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 37,715 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 14448 | 38% |
| Smokes | 8972 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 6073 | 16% |
| Molotovs | 8222 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,753,119 of utility $82 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 738 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Exactions | 56% | 62 |
| #2 | tynomite | 54% | 148 |
| #3 | A|B | 54% | 137 |
| #4 | GrimReaper | 52% | 61 |
| #5 | wildpickle31 | 49% | 80 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Exactions | 56% | 62 |
| #2 | tynomite | 54% | 148 |
| #3 | A|B | 54% | 137 |
| #4 | GrimReaper | 52% | 61 |
| #5 | wildpickle31 | 49% | 80 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | A|B | 12 | 0.0044 |
| #2 | Exactions | 3 | 0.0023 |
| #3 | GrimReaper | 3 | 0.0025 |
| #4 | tynomite | 2 | 0.0007 |
| #5 | wildpickle31 | 2 | 0.0012 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | A|B | 1018 | 0.38 | 29 min |
| #2 | tynomite | 480 | 0.16 | 16 min |
| #3 | GrimReaper | 346 | 0.28 | 9 min |
| #4 | Exactions | 164 | 0.13 | 4 min |
| #5 | wildpickle31 | 110 | 0.07 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | [300 u/s] I<3Lucario | +1.95 | 82 | 66 |
| #2 | Exactions | +1.61 | 74 | 62 |
| #3 | tynomite | +1.00 | 56 | 78 |
| #4 | A|B | +0.64 | 20 | 79 |
| #5 | GrimReaper | +0.27 | 75 | 61 |





