








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 406 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 126 matches | ||
| Premier | 52 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 27 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




22 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2529 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,512 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1837 | 24% |
| Smokes | 1037 | 14% |
| HE Grenades | 2648 | 35% |
| Molotovs | 1990 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $606,004 of utility $128 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 783 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jacob | 65% | 17 |
| #2 | iz | 63% | 16 |
| #3 | myu | 62% | 89 |
| #4 | air | 61% | 121 |
| #5 | leon. | 60% | 58 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | myu | 62% | 89 |
| #4 | air | 61% | 121 |
| #5 | leon. | 60% | 58 |
| #6 | zer0h aramco.com | 54% | 13 |
| #7 | Jamie | 53% | 38 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | myu | 6 | 0.0030 |
| #2 | air | 2 | 0.0007 |
| #3 | leon. | 2 | 0.0015 |
| #4 | zer0h aramco.com | 2 | 0.0069 |
| #5 | Jamie | 1 | 0.0013 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | myu | 488 | 0.24 | 11 min |
| #2 | air | 291 | 0.11 | 5 min |
| #3 | leon. | 177 | 0.14 | 4 min |
| #4 | Jamie | 70 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| #5 | Jacob | 67 | 0.20 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | zzz | +1.28 | 87 | 61 |
| #2 | air | +0.94 | 82 | 54 |
| #3 | Jacob | +0.41 | 73 | 67 |
| #4 | iz | +0.10 | 81 | 43 |
| #5 | leon. | -0.00 | 75 | 58 |





