








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 440 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 88 matches | ||
| Wingman | 48 matches | ||
| Premier | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Renown | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 20 different maps





Our logs show 10 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




9 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1510 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,385 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1028 | 23% |
| Smokes | 1456 | 33% |
| HE Grenades | 568 | 13% |
| Molotovs | 1333 | 30% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,100,390 of utility $235 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 139 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | winner | 73% | 15 |
| #2 | cretin | 70% | 27 |
| #3 | zer0h aramco.com | 63% | 78 |
| #4 | air | 60% | 181 |
| #5 | leon. | 57% | 51 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | zer0h aramco.com | 63% | 78 |
| #4 | air | 60% | 181 |
| #5 | leon. | 57% | 51 |
| #6 | myu | 55% | 147 |
| #7 | zzz | 53% | 38 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | air | 17 | 0.0047 |
| #2 | myu | 14 | 0.0049 |
| #3 | zer0h aramco.com | 10 | 0.0070 |
| #4 | cretin | 5 | 0.0093 |
| #5 | winner | 4 | 0.0141 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | myu | 615 | 0.21 | 13 min |
| #2 | air | 597 | 0.16 | 10 min |
| #3 | leon. | 127 | 0.12 | 3 min |
| #4 | zer0h aramco.com | 107 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| #5 | zzz | 88 | 0.11 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | air | +2.80 | 83 | 52 |
| #2 | leon. | +1.56 | 81 | 57 |
| #3 | cretin | +1.01 | 71 | 55 |
| #4 | myu | +0.76 | 66 | 54 |
| #5 | winner | +0.63 | 75 | 53 |





