








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 186 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 217 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 18 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




8 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2787 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,069 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2400 | 30% |
| Smokes | 2449 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 2151 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 1069 | 13% |
Our logs show you have wasted $503,700 of utility $91 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 151 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JARHEAD | 65% | 17 |
| #2 | S1lent | 58% | 84 |
| #3 | pepco juris | 57% | 81 |
| #4 | intelz | 53% | 180 |
| #5 | Valentiins | 51% | 121 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | Valentiins | 51% | 121 |
| #6 | krotenieks88 | 50% | 28 |
| #7 | zuicis | 47% | 34 |
| #8 | Monkqs | 46% | 37 |
| #9 | xZero | 43% | 51 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Valentiins | 18 | 0.0071 |
| #2 | intelz | 17 | 0.0047 |
| #3 | pepco juris | 5 | 0.0030 |
| #4 | zuicis | 3 | 0.0050 |
| #5 | S1lent | 2 | 0.0011 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Valentiins | 423 | 0.17 | 9 min |
| #2 | intelz | 288 | 0.08 | 8 min |
| #3 | pepco juris | 240 | 0.14 | 5 min |
| #4 | S1lent | 182 | 0.10 | 4 min |
| #5 | xZero | 89 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ganjaman | +2.76 | 68 | 65 |
| #2 | Monkqs | +1.53 | 54 | 46 |
| #3 | Valentiins | +0.84 | 63 | 50 |
| #4 | S1lent | -0.37 | 59 | 58 |
| #5 | krotenieks88 | -1.05 | 59 | 29 |





