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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 161 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 326 matches | ||
| Faceit | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 9 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




38 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3849 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,059 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3014 | 25% |
| Smokes | 3405 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 2790 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 2850 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,228,545 of utility $156 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 120 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Monkqs | 59% | 39 |
| #2 | S1lent | 58% | 72 |
| #3 | krotenieks88 | 57% | 30 |
| #4 | pepco juris | 54% | 149 |
| #5 | intelz | 52% | 250 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | pepco juris | 54% | 149 |
| #5 | intelz | 52% | 250 |
| #6 | ganjaman | 51% | 121 |
| #7 | xZero | 42% | 88 |
| #8 | zuicis | 40% | 53 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | intelz | 35 | 0.0067 |
| #2 | pepco juris | 10 | 0.0032 |
| #3 | ganjaman | 7 | 0.0028 |
| #4 | Monkqs | 6 | 0.0072 |
| #5 | S1lent | 4 | 0.0027 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | intelz | 447 | 0.09 | 12 min |
| #2 | pepco juris | 361 | 0.11 | 9 min |
| #3 | ganjaman | 290 | 0.11 | 9 min |
| #4 | S1lent | 132 | 0.09 | 3 min |
| #5 | xZero | 124 | 0.07 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Monkqs | +2.53 | 61 | 50 |
| #2 | ganjaman | +2.36 | 62 | 64 |
| #3 | Valentiins | +1.49 | 63 | 49 |
| #4 | krotenieks88 | -0.12 | 59 | 27 |
| #5 | S1lent | -0.16 | 59 | 56 |





