








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 109 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 177 matches | ||
| Faceit | 8 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 5 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




5 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1369 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,615 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1368 | 21% |
| Smokes | 1229 | 19% |
| HE Grenades | 2253 | 34% |
| Molotovs | 1765 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $355,515 of utility $81 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 141 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | S1lent | 50% | 22 |
| #2 | ganjaman | 43% | 51 |
| #3 | Valentiins | 42% | 88 |
| #4 | pepco juris | 41% | 90 |
| #5 | intelz | 40% | 160 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | pepco juris | 41% | 90 |
| #5 | intelz | 40% | 160 |
| #6 | krotenieks88 | 37% | 27 |
| #7 | Monkqs | 37% | 30 |
| #8 | zuicis | 24% | 34 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | intelz | 11 | 0.0032 |
| #2 | Valentiins | 6 | 0.0032 |
| #3 | pepco juris | 5 | 0.0026 |
| #4 | ganjaman | 2 | 0.0018 |
| #5 | zuicis | 2 | 0.0028 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Valentiins | 296 | 0.16 | 6 min |
| #2 | intelz | 257 | 0.08 | 7 min |
| #3 | pepco juris | 218 | 0.11 | 6 min |
| #4 | ganjaman | 122 | 0.11 | 4 min |
| #5 | zuicis | 36 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ganjaman | +3.06 | 66 | 64 |
| #2 | Valentiins | +1.96 | 64 | 46 |
| #3 | Monkqs | +1.34 | 56 | 54 |
| #4 | S1lent | +0.65 | 59 | 59 |
| #5 | intelz | -0.11 | 50 | 51 |





