








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 116 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September

The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 16 matches | ||
| Wingman | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Premier | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 2 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




1 of your human shaped victims was your teammate...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
367 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,154 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 217 | 19% |
| Smokes | 329 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 224 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 384 | 33% |
Our logs show you have wasted $225,592 of utility $189 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 3 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | le0ttaja | 76% | 17 |
| #2 | Leksander | 62% | 13 |
| #3 | MV | 53% | 30 |
| #4 | Joonakki | 52% | 29 |
| #5 | Jyke "Esimies" Reimanen | 50% | 6 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Leksander | 4 | 0.0144 |
| #2 | MV | 2 | 0.0032 |
| #3 | Joonakki | 2 | 0.0033 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MV | 97 | 0.16 | 2 min |
| #2 | Joonakki | 94 | 0.15 | 2 min |
| #3 | Angry Cat | 47 | 0.20 | 1 min |
| #4 | Jontte | 21 | 0.11 | 1 min |
| #5 | le0ttaja | 14 | 0.04 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Joonakki | +3.53 | 68 | 74 |
| #2 | le0ttaja | +1.83 | 80 | 44 |
| #3 | Angry Cat | +0.80 | 68 | 70 |
| #4 | Jyke "Esimies" Reimanen | +0.43 | 63 | 60 |
| #5 | Antza | -0.84 | 67 | 40 |





