








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 305 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 30 matches | ||
| Faceit | 22 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 4 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




4 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
794 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,207 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 156 | 13% |
| Smokes | 337 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 286 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 428 | 35% |
Our logs show you have wasted $462,114 of utility $244 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 15 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Antza | 76% | 17 |
| #2 | Jyke "Esimies" Reimanen | 67% | 6 |
| #3 | MV | 62% | 73 |
| #4 | Jontte | 56% | 9 |
| #5 | Joonakki | 53% | 19 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MV | 4 | 0.0027 |
| #2 | Antza | 1 | 0.0026 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MV | 206 | 0.14 | 6 min |
| #2 | Joonakki | 46 | 0.12 | 1 min |
| #3 | Jontte | 36 | 0.16 | 1 min |
| #4 | Angry Cat | 36 | 0.22 | 1 min |
| #5 | Antza | 13 | 0.03 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Angry Cat | +3.42 | 64 | 77 |
| #2 | Jyke "Esimies" Reimanen | +2.23 | 67 | 51 |
| #3 | Joonakki | +2.16 | 52 | 75 |
| #4 | le0ttaja | +1.59 | 75 | 38 |
| #5 | Antza | +0.83 | 70 | 56 |





