








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 165 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 55 matches | ||
| Faceit | 20 matches | ||
| Wingman | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 3 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




2 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1113 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,049 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 909 | 30% |
| Smokes | 711 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 673 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 756 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $591,638 of utility $219 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 44 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Eudiiz | 67% | 9 |
| #2 | Angry Cat | 65% | 17 |
| #3 | MV | 57% | 14 |
| #4 | le0ttaja | 56% | 9 |
| #5 | Joonakki | 51% | 53 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Leksander | 3 | 0.0022 |
| #2 | Joonakki | 3 | 0.0027 |
| #3 | Ghost | 3 | 0.0045 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Joonakki | 175 | 0.16 | 4 min |
| #2 | Ghost | 122 | 0.18 | 3 min |
| #3 | Angry Cat | 74 | 0.19 | 2 min |
| #4 | MV | 48 | 0.16 | 1 min |
| #5 | Eudiiz | 32 | 0.17 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Joonakki | +2.46 | 56 | 68 |
| #2 | Angry Cat | +2.32 | 66 | 67 |
| #3 | le0ttaja | +1.64 | 77 | 38 |
| #4 | Ghost | +1.04 | 59 | 67 |
| #5 | Jontte | +0.46 | 60 | 58 |





