








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 146 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 90 matches | ||
| Faceit | 37 matches | ||
| Wingman | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 8 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




8 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2504 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,230 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2228 | 27% |
| Smokes | 2362 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 1894 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 1746 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $680,657 of utility $147 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 32 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jyke "Esimies" Reimanen | 57% | 28 |
| #2 | le0ttaja | 53% | 19 |
| #3 | Antza | 52% | 29 |
| #4 | Jontte | 51% | 53 |
| #5 | Leksander | 51% | 89 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | Jontte | 51% | 53 |
| #5 | Leksander | 51% | 89 |
| #6 | Angry Cat | 50% | 28 |
| #7 | MV | 47% | 32 |
| #8 | Ghost | 35% | 37 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Leksander | 8 | 0.0042 |
| #2 | MV | 4 | 0.0062 |
| #3 | Ghost | 3 | 0.0038 |
| #4 | Jyke "Esimies" Reimanen | 1 | 0.0017 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ghost | 133 | 0.17 | 3 min |
| #2 | Angry Cat | 117 | 0.19 | 3 min |
| #3 | Jontte | 106 | 0.09 | 3 min |
| #4 | MV | 85 | 0.13 | 2 min |
| #5 | Leksander | 50 | 0.03 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Joonakki | +3.33 | 59 | 68 |
| #2 | Angry Cat | +1.26 | 71 | 68 |
| #3 | Jyke "Esimies" Reimanen | +0.60 | 62 | 43 |
| #4 | Ghost | -0.43 | 67 | 66 |
| #5 | Jontte | -0.68 | 55 | 55 |





