








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 3261 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 550 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 83 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 70 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 50 matches | ||
| Wingman | 44 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 42 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 3 matches | ||
| Faceit | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 142 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




131 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
10650 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 31,400 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 8148 | 26% |
| Smokes | 5986 | 19% |
| HE Grenades | 10011 | 32% |
| Molotovs | 7255 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,014,277 of utility $150 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2809 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | currency | 77% | 77 |
| #2 | Alexey | 73% | 129 |
| #3 | 1fallsbimsl david.exe | 71% | 181 |
| #4 | Official Taktlos. | 69% | 160 |
| #5 | ツ | 66% | 80 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | WapBap1Tap | 74 | 0.0109 |
| #2 | 1fallsbimsl david.exe | 29 | 0.0087 |
| #3 | Official Taktlos. | 27 | 0.0087 |
| #4 | currency | 12 | 0.0085 |
| #5 | ツ | 11 | 0.0071 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | currency | +4.24 | 99 | 60 |
| #2 | 1fallsbimsl david.exe | +2.88 | 87 | 56 |
| #3 | Crytec | +2.77 | 87 | 60 |
| #4 | WapBap1Tap | +2.04 | 81 | 46 |
| #5 | Official Taktlos. | +1.04 | 77 | 29 |





