








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 3740 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 472 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 168 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 113 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 103 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 97 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 70 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 70 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 68 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 60 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 51 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 48 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 23 matches | ||
| Faceit | 17 matches | ||
| Wingman | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 324 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




211 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
17519 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 30,613 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6199 | 20% |
| Smokes | 5041 | 16% |
| HE Grenades | 11815 | 39% |
| Molotovs | 7558 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $5,779,100 of utility $206 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 9345 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Alexey | 68% | 90 |
| #2 | Crytec | 65% | 372 |
| #3 | 1fallsbimsl david.exe | 64% | 237 |
| #4 | ツ | 60% | 235 |
| #5 | Speedie | 60% | 80 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Alexey | 68% | 90 |
| #2 | Crytec | 65% | 372 |
| #3 | 1fallsbimsl david.exe | 64% | 237 |
| #4 | ツ | 60% | 235 |
| #5 | Speedie | 60% | 80 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Crytec | 60 | 0.0088 |
| #2 | 1fallsbimsl david.exe | 44 | 0.0098 |
| #3 | ツ | 37 | 0.0081 |
| #4 | Speedie | 8 | 0.0052 |
| #5 | Alexey | 7 | 0.0041 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Crytec | 822 | 0.12 | 20 min |
| #2 | ツ | 409 | 0.09 | 11 min |
| #3 | 1fallsbimsl david.exe | 363 | 0.08 | 9 min |
| #4 | Speedie | 229 | 0.15 | 4 min |
| #5 | Alexey | 40 | 0.02 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 1fallsbimsl david.exe | +4.54 | 88 | 57 |
| #2 | Crytec | +2.56 | 86 | 59 |
| #3 | WapBap1Tap | +2.01 | 80 | 45 |
| #4 | Speedie | +1.89 | 72 | 43 |
| #5 | Alexey | +0.91 | 78 | 27 |





