








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 3254 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 970 matches | ||
| Faceit | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 20 matches | ||
| Wingman | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 2 matches | ||
| Esplay | 1 match | 2,061 | |
| Competitive Jura | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 22 different maps





Our logs show 53 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




114 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
14074 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 20,818 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7376 | 35% |
| Smokes | 5506 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 5110 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 2826 | 14% |
Our logs show you have wasted $5,471,977 of utility $220 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2722 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DEFINE | 77% | 146 |
| #2 | GurgamelFU | 53% | 96 |
| #3 | summer | 51% | 537 |
| #4 | Darius | 44% | 183 |
| #5 | Cristan Ronald suuwi | 44% | 236 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DEFINE | 77% | 146 |
| #2 | GurgamelFU | 53% | 96 |
| #3 | summer | 51% | 537 |
| #4 | Darius | 44% | 183 |
| #5 | Cristan Ronald suuwi | 44% | 236 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Cristan Ronald suuwi | 107 | 0.0225 |
| #2 | Darius | 46 | 0.0125 |
| #3 | summer | 18 | 0.0017 |
| #4 | GurgamelFU | 4 | 0.0020 |
| #5 | DEFINE | 3 | 0.0010 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | summer | 669 | 0.06 | 17 min |
| #2 | Cristan Ronald suuwi | 525 | 0.11 | 14 min |
| #3 | Darius | 380 | 0.10 | 7 min |
| #4 | DEFINE | 221 | 0.07 | 5 min |
| #5 | GurgamelFU | 196 | 0.10 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BobaFEET | +2.64 | 93 | 52 |
| #2 | DEFINE | +1.48 | 79 | 68 |
| #3 | summer | -0.25 | 89 | 50 |
| #4 | GurgamelFU | -0.70 | 82 | 47 |
| #5 | Cristan Ronald suuwi | -1.76 | 63 | 47 |





