








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 168 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 84 matches | ||
| Wingman | 8 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 2 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




5 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1119 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,351 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 539 | 23% |
| Smokes | 618 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 655 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 539 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $682,675 of utility $296 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 7 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BobaFEET | 53% | 96 |
| #2 | summer | 51% | 101 |
| #3 | Cristan Ronald suuwi | 48% | 31 |
| #4 | Darius | 47% | 45 |
| #5 | 0fflineXD | 33% | 6 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BobaFEET | 53% | 96 |
| #2 | summer | 51% | 101 |
| #3 | Cristan Ronald suuwi | 48% | 31 |
| #4 | Darius | 47% | 45 |
| #5 | 0fflineXD | 33% | 6 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Cristan Ronald suuwi | 16 | 0.0248 |
| #2 | BobaFEET | 9 | 0.0046 |
| #3 | Darius | 5 | 0.0053 |
| #4 | summer | 3 | 0.0015 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BobaFEET | 158 | 0.08 | 5 min |
| #2 | summer | 133 | 0.07 | 4 min |
| #3 | Cristan Ronald suuwi | 94 | 0.15 | 3 min |
| #4 | Darius | 78 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| #5 | 0fflineXD | 2 | 0.02 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BobaFEET | +4.97 | 95 | 55 |
| #2 | summer | +0.04 | 88 | 56 |
| #3 | GurgamelFU | -0.13 | 84 | 47 |
| #4 | Cristan Ronald suuwi | -2.75 | 63 | 52 |
| #5 | 0fflineXD | -3.71 | 69 | 41 |





