








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 151 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 64 matches | ||
| Faceit | 54 matches | ||
| Wingman | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 8 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




7 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1158 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,772 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1315 | 23% |
| Smokes | 1925 | 33% |
| HE Grenades | 1196 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 1336 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $575,251 of utility $132 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 69 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | peace out | 75% | 12 |
| #2 | GoldFox | 72% | 18 |
| #3 | foolio | 49% | 49 |
| #4 | Full Stop. jkatsuki | 48% | 27 |
| #5 | NjBolt | 46% | 155 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | NjBolt | 46% | 155 |
| #6 | abelito | 45% | 109 |
| #7 | Michael B. Ballin | 39% | 18 |
| #8 | Danny Deleto | 39% | 72 |
| #9 | ernesto.gonzales234 CSGONFT.BIZ | 26% | 19 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | abelito | 5 | 0.0022 |
| #2 | Full Stop. jkatsuki | 4 | 0.0073 |
| #3 | NjBolt | 3 | 0.0010 |
| #4 | Danny Deleto | 2 | 0.0014 |
| #5 | foolio | 1 | 0.0010 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | abelito | 523 | 0.23 | 15 min |
| #2 | NjBolt | 274 | 0.09 | 8 min |
| #3 | GoldFox | 128 | 0.33 | 3 min |
| #4 | Danny Deleto | 121 | 0.08 | 3 min |
| #5 | foolio | 79 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | peace out | +7.75 | 89 | 82 |
| #2 | abelito | +4.74 | 83 | 79 |
| #3 | GoldFox | +2.62 | 74 | 77 |
| #4 | Full Stop. jkatsuki | +0.75 | 51 | 56 |
| #5 | foolio | +0.04 | 70 | 63 |





