








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 505 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 82 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 12 matches | ||
| Faceit | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 8 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




12 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2220 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,957 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2135 | 27% |
| Smokes | 2580 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 1495 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 1747 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $813,490 of utility $151 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 388 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Shot_dotexe | 67% | 51 |
| #2 | GoldFox | 48% | 29 |
| #3 | abelito | 31% | 16 |
| #4 | LdBolt | 26% | 19 |
| #5 | Danny Deleto | 18% | 17 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Shot_dotexe | 67% | 51 |
| #2 | GoldFox | 48% | 29 |
| #3 | abelito | 31% | 16 |
| #4 | LdBolt | 26% | 19 |
| #5 | Danny Deleto | 18% | 17 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Shot_dotexe | 4 | 0.0039 |
| #2 | GoldFox | 1 | 0.0017 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | GoldFox | 208 | 0.35 | 7 min |
| #2 | Shot_dotexe | 188 | 0.18 | 5 min |
| #3 | abelito | 77 | 0.23 | 2 min |
| #4 | Danny Deleto | 46 | 0.13 | 1 min |
| #5 | LdBolt | 38 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Shot_dotexe | +5.27 | 90 | 73 |
| #2 | abelito | +4.06 | 85 | 77 |
| #3 | GoldFox | +1.67 | 80 | 75 |
| #4 | ernesto.gonzales234 CSGONFT.BIZ | -0.37 | 70 | 53 |
| #5 | LdBolt | -3.31 | 37 | 53 |





