








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 143 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 119 matches | ||
| Faceit | 70 matches | ||
| Premier | 49 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 18 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




6 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1899 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,434 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1853 | 29% |
| Smokes | 1066 | 17% |
| HE Grenades | 1572 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 1943 | 30% |
Our logs show you have wasted $496,406 of utility $94 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 80 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | GoldFox | 73% | 15 |
| #2 | peace out | 67% | 15 |
| #3 | Michael B. Ballin | 63% | 24 |
| #4 | Full Stop. jkatsuki | 54% | 35 |
| #5 | foolio | 51% | 57 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | Full Stop. jkatsuki | 54% | 35 |
| #5 | foolio | 51% | 57 |
| #6 | LdBolt | 46% | 155 |
| #7 | abelito | 43% | 102 |
| #8 | Danny Deleto | 35% | 65 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | abelito | 6 | 0.0028 |
| #2 | LdBolt | 5 | 0.0016 |
| #3 | Full Stop. jkatsuki | 2 | 0.0029 |
| #4 | Michael B. Ballin | 2 | 0.0039 |
| #5 | foolio | 1 | 0.0009 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | abelito | 490 | 0.23 | 14 min |
| #2 | LdBolt | 291 | 0.09 | 6 min |
| #3 | Danny Deleto | 117 | 0.09 | 3 min |
| #4 | GoldFox | 111 | 0.34 | 3 min |
| #5 | foolio | 96 | 0.08 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | peace out | +8.24 | 87 | 83 |
| #2 | abelito | +4.33 | 83 | 77 |
| #3 | GoldFox | +3.00 | 76 | 78 |
| #4 | Michael B. Ballin | +1.86 | 57 | 60 |
| #5 | Full Stop. jkatsuki | +0.17 | 54 | 52 |





