








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 515 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 172 matches | ||
| Faceit | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 21 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




6 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2057 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,627 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1600 | 17% |
| Smokes | 3189 | 33% |
| HE Grenades | 2441 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 2397 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $837,484 of utility $156 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 121 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | bTabn | 46% | 35 |
| #2 | Nekroh | 45% | 77 |
| #3 | Gryphon | 42% | 19 |
| #4 | LdBolt | 39% | 72 |
| #5 | foolio | 39% | 31 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | agonyy | 37% | 70 |
| #8 | kitagawa_ | 37% | 19 |
| #9 | NjBolt | 35% | 65 |
| #10 | abelito | 34% | 61 |
| #11 | ernesto.gonzales234 CSGONFT.BIZ | 18% | 17 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | abelito | 4 | 0.0032 |
| #2 | NjBolt | 2 | 0.0015 |
| #3 | Nekroh | 1 | 0.0006 |
| #4 | agonyy | 1 | 0.0007 |
| #5 | LdBolt | 1 | 0.0007 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | abelito | 281 | 0.23 | 8 min |
| #2 | agonyy | 256 | 0.17 | 7 min |
| #3 | LdBolt | 124 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| #4 | NjBolt | 122 | 0.09 | 3 min |
| #5 | bTabn | 119 | 0.16 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | abelito | +4.64 | 83 | 81 |
| #2 | Divine | +2.07 | 45 | 50 |
| #3 | Nekroh | +1.25 | 79 | 60 |
| #4 | agonyy | +0.31 | 63 | 57 |
| #5 | Gryphon | -0.25 | 62 | 38 |





