








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 76 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 31 matches | ||
| Premier | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 4 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




16 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
684 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,995 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 657 | 33% |
| Smokes | 422 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 362 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 554 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $266,449 of utility $150 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 55 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | bard | 66% | 35 |
| #2 | Fr0ger | 54% | 70 |
| #3 | macx | 44% | 16 |
| #4 | pound town (taking you there) | 27% | 11 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | bard | 66% | 35 |
| #2 | Fr0ger | 54% | 70 |
| #3 | macx | 44% | 16 |
| #4 | pound town (taking you there) | 27% | 11 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Fr0ger | 5 | 0.0037 |
| #2 | macx | 2 | 0.0055 |
| #3 | pound town (taking you there) | 1 | 0.0039 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Fr0ger | 189 | 0.14 | 5 min |
| #2 | bard | 113 | 0.15 | 3 min |
| #3 | macx | 54 | 0.15 | 1 min |
| #4 | pound town (taking you there) | 20 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | bard | +4.23 | 77 | 58 |
| #2 | Fr0ger | +1.54 | 71 | 62 |
| #3 | Churro | -0.93 | 79 | 54 |
| #4 | pound town (taking you there) | -1.46 | 47 | 35 |
| #5 | macx | -1.71 | 49 | 66 |





