








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 151 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 7 matches | ||
| Premier | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 7 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




4 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
310 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,161 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 406 | 35% |
| Smokes | 203 | 17% |
| HE Grenades | 279 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 273 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $173,989 of utility $221 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 47 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tarzart | 50% | 2 |
| #2 | mustardcheese | 47% | 34 |
| #3 | Churr0licious | 44% | 16 |
| #4 | Fr0ger | 41% | 17 |
| #5 | bard- | 41% | 17 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tarzart | 50% | 2 |
| #2 | mustardcheese | 47% | 34 |
| #3 | Churr0licious | 44% | 16 |
| #4 | Fr0ger | 41% | 17 |
| #5 | bard- | 41% | 17 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Churr0licious | 4 | 0.0110 |
| #2 | mustardcheese | 1 | 0.0015 |
| #3 | Fr0ger | 1 | 0.0026 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Fr0ger | 80 | 0.21 | 2 min |
| #2 | bard- | 72 | 0.19 | 2 min |
| #3 | Churr0licious | 48 | 0.13 | 1 min |
| #4 | mustardcheese | 35 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| #5 | Tarzart | 13 | 0.31 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | bard- | +4.21 | 75 | 69 |
| #2 | Fr0ger | +0.22 | 62 | 68 |
| #3 | mustardcheese | +0.11 | 46 | 40 |
| #4 | Tarzart | +0.06 | 67 | 56 |
| #5 | macx | -0.92 | 54 | 57 |





