








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 822 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 187 matches | ||
| Faceit | 167 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 7 matches | ||
| Premier | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Golden | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 22 different maps





Our logs show 36 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




6 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4289 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 16,243 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4430 | 27% |
| Smokes | 4932 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 3124 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 3757 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,049,666 of utility $128 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1421 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Churro | 66% | 35 |
| #2 | Twitter dashDevv | 60% | 35 |
| #3 | zehnur | 59% | 54 |
| #4 | Fr0ger | 57% | 292 |
| #5 | SAD! | 57% | 79 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | zehnur | 59% | 54 |
| #4 | Fr0ger | 57% | 292 |
| #5 | SAD! | 57% | 79 |
| #6 | JJ | 56% | 124 |
| #7 | Tarzart | 49% | 68 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Fr0ger | 11 | 0.0021 |
| #2 | Churro | 7 | 0.0097 |
| #3 | JJ | 2 | 0.0007 |
| #4 | SAD! | 1 | 0.0006 |
| #5 | zehnur | 1 | 0.0009 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Fr0ger | 607 | 0.12 | 15 min |
| #2 | JJ | 358 | 0.13 | 8 min |
| #3 | Twitter dashDevv | 196 | 0.26 | 5 min |
| #4 | SAD! | 185 | 0.11 | 5 min |
| #5 | zehnur | 163 | 0.14 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | bard | +2.69 | 73 | 62 |
| #2 | JJ | +2.22 | 72 | 60 |
| #3 | Twitter dashDevv | +1.55 | 88 | 70 |
| #4 | zehnur | -0.12 | 61 | 64 |
| #5 | SAD! | -1.00 | 49 | 58 |





