








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1255 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 291 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 56 matches | ||
| Wingman | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 15 matches | ||
| Faceit | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 20 different maps





Our logs show 29 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




93 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7175 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 23,871 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7842 | 33% |
| Smokes | 6986 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 5047 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 3996 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,038,408 of utility $82 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 205 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | joni jones | 47 | 0.0088 |
| #2 | tigi | 40 | 0.0090 |
| #3 | Jaakko kulta | 31 | 0.0055 |
| #4 | KILLERMASA 69 | 19 | 0.0067 |
| #5 | Mc'C ツ | 8 | 0.0041 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jaakko kulta | 1254 | 0.22 | 31 min |
| #2 | joni jones | 520 | 0.10 | 9 min |
| #3 | Mc'C ツ | 336 | 0.17 | 7 min |
| #4 | tigi | 213 | 0.05 | 4 min |
| #5 | KILLERMASA 69 | 200 | 0.07 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Joni Koivuniemi | +3.08 | 77 | 59 |
| #2 | Mc'C ツ | +2.18 | 85 | 60 |
| #3 | Vasuri⭕⃤ | +0.61 | 68 | 50 |
| #4 | Jaakko kulta | +0.41 | 47 | 63 |
| #5 | tigi | -0.44 | 68 | 34 |





