








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 836 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 473 matches | ||
| Wingman | 205 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 11 matches | ||
| Faceit | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 21 different maps





Our logs show 13 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




76 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6476 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,657 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1726 | 13% |
| Smokes | 3906 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 4241 | 31% |
| Molotovs | 3784 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,154,018 of utility $139 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 549 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Trap Joni | 57% | 42 |
| #2 | Vasuri⭕⃤ | 55% | 53 |
| #3 | Joni Koivuniemi | 51% | 219 |
| #4 | Jaakko kulta | 51% | 270 |
| #5 | KILLERMASA 69 | 49% | 89 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Joni Koivuniemi | 41 | 0.0092 |
| #2 | joni jones | 34 | 0.0071 |
| #3 | Jaakko kulta | 21 | 0.0038 |
| #4 | KILLERMASA 69 | 6 | 0.0031 |
| #5 | Vasuri⭕⃤ | 6 | 0.0057 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jaakko kulta | 1177 | 0.21 | 30 min |
| #2 | Joni Koivuniemi | 687 | 0.15 | 15 min |
| #3 | joni jones | 501 | 0.10 | 10 min |
| #4 | KILLERMASA 69 | 131 | 0.07 | 3 min |
| #5 | Vasuri⭕⃤ | 59 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Joni Koivuniemi | +3.28 | 76 | 59 |
| #2 | Vasuri⭕⃤ | +2.20 | 77 | 59 |
| #3 | Jaakko kulta | +1.07 | 49 | 63 |
| #4 | tigi | +0.54 | 69 | 36 |
| #5 | KILLERMASA 69 | -0.04 | 34 | 51 |





