








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 711 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 197 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 52 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 25 matches | ||
| Wingman | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 10 matches | ||
| Faceit | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 14 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




18 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4091 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 15,523 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5056 | 33% |
| Smokes | 4653 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 2936 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 2878 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $561,691 of utility $73 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 420 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | uMiska :) | 64% | 28 |
| #2 | tigi | 59% | 34 |
| #3 | Joni Koivuniemi | 55% | 92 |
| #4 | Jaakko kulta | 51% | 112 |
| #5 | Jeki?ツ | 49% | 37 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | uMiska :) | +4.85 | 93 | 59 |
| #2 | Jeki?ツ | +4.19 | 83 | 61 |
| #3 | Joni Koivuniemi | +2.12 | 73 | 56 |
| #4 | Mc'C ツ | +1.97 | 84 | 63 |
| #5 | Jaakko kulta | -0.55 | 43 | 64 |





