








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 565 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 116 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 77 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 45 matches | ||
| Premier | 41 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 35 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




37 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2904 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,121 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4489 | 37% |
| Smokes | 3103 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 1912 | 16% |
| Molotovs | 2617 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,490,093 of utility $150 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 320 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | chlen | 52% | 56 |
| #2 | The Drunk | 52% | 33 |
| #3 | RandomDuck | 51% | 35 |
| #4 | lukap | 51% | 45 |
| #5 | Luke | 51% | 75 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | RandomDuck | 51% | 35 |
| #4 | lukap | 51% | 45 |
| #5 | Luke | 51% | 75 |
| #6 | The Diddler | 48% | 92 |
| #7 | We lift in a society | 34% | 35 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Luke | 30 | 0.0202 |
| #2 | We lift in a society | 20 | 0.0265 |
| #3 | chlen | 14 | 0.0128 |
| #4 | lukap | 6 | 0.0068 |
| #5 | RandomDuck | 6 | 0.0087 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | chlen | 184 | 0.17 | 4 min |
| #2 | We lift in a society | 140 | 0.19 | 4 min |
| #3 | Luke | 74 | 0.05 | 2 min |
| #4 | lukap | 70 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| #5 | The Drunk | 68 | 0.11 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | chlen | +4.50 | 88 | 61 |
| #2 | We lift in a society | +1.40 | 76 | 65 |
| #3 | lukap | +0.42 | 66 | 54 |
| #4 | Luke | +0.25 | 57 | 23 |
| #5 | The Drunk | +0.15 | 48 | 32 |





