








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 187 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 43 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 12 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




8 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
657 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,046 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 193 | 18% |
| Smokes | 119 | 11% |
| HE Grenades | 270 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 464 | 44% |
Our logs show you have wasted $43,067 of utility $16 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 315 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | lukap | 58% | 12 |
| #2 | The Drunk | 58% | 24 |
| #3 | chlen | 54% | 13 |
| #4 | wrong.address | 48% | 92 |
| #5 | Luke | 44% | 54 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Luke | 18 | 0.0167 |
| #2 | We lift in a society | 14 | 0.0433 |
| #3 | wrong.address | 12 | 0.0065 |
| #4 | chlen | 6 | 0.0196 |
| #5 | RandomDuck | 4 | 0.0048 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | wrong.address | 446 | 0.24 | 7 min |
| #2 | Luke | 92 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| #3 | We lift in a society | 74 | 0.23 | 2 min |
| #4 | The Drunk | 60 | 0.13 | 1 min |
| #5 | chlen | 55 | 0.18 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | chlen | +6.98 | 88 | 68 |
| #2 | We lift in a society | +2.08 | 61 | 55 |
| #3 | lukap | +1.34 | 70 | 37 |
| #4 | Luke | +0.71 | 57 | 26 |
| #5 | wrong.address | +0.31 | 54 | 46 |





