








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 153 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 27 matches | ||
| Wingman | 5 matches | ||
| Premier | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 7 different maps





Our logs show 2 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




3 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
575 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,041 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 809 | 40% |
| Smokes | 259 | 13% |
| HE Grenades | 591 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 382 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $134,882 of utility $124 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 901 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | jiggly_ballsv2 | 100% | 3 |
| #2 | mokrahouba | 70% | 10 |
| #3 | F1LKZ | 67% | 12 |
| #4 | paja. | 64% | 14 |
| #5 | N1ghtmare | 63% | 8 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | paja. | 5 | 0.0170 |
| #2 | F1LKZ | 1 | 0.0040 |
| #3 | Vop9x | 1 | 0.0046 |
| #4 | mokrahouba | 1 | 0.0050 |
| #5 | jiggly_ballsv2 | 1 | 0.0189 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | F1LKZ | +3.99 | 92 | 71 |
| #2 | LYFTER SIBEREK ASIMALONABITO | +3.03 | 88 | 61 |
| #3 | Tolkin | +1.65 | 85 | 56 |
| #4 | mokrahouba | +0.46 | 39 | 63 |
| #5 | N1ghtmare | +0.10 | 84 | 52 |





