








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 182 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 4 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




1 of your human shaped victims was your teammate...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
565 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,661 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 474 | 29% |
| Smokes | 442 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 331 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 414 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $156,619 of utility $148 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 115 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | mokrahouba | 100% | 5 |
| #2 | N1ghtmare | 100% | 7 |
| #3 | vi0Let | 75% | 8 |
| #4 | paja. | 75% | 12 |
| #5 | habibi | 67% | 3 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | paja. | 4 | 0.0147 |
| #2 | Vop9x | 2 | 0.0039 |
| #3 | LYFTER SIBEREK ASIMALONABITO | 1 | 0.0040 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Vop9x | 114 | 0.22 | 2 min |
| #2 | LYFTER SIBEREK ASIMALONABITO | 56 | 0.23 | 1 min |
| #3 | vi0Let | 36 | 0.22 | 1 min |
| #4 | paja. | 30 | 0.11 | 1 min |
| #5 | N1ghtmare | 21 | 0.13 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | N1ghtmare | +3.19 | 87 | 63 |
| #2 | F1LKZ | +3.03 | 88 | 67 |
| #3 | LYFTER SIBEREK ASIMALONABITO | +2.34 | 84 | 60 |
| #4 | mokrahouba | +2.22 | 47 | 63 |
| #5 | habibi | +1.91 | 79 | 57 |





