








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1339 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 415 matches | ||
| Premier | 311 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 71 matches | ||
| Faceit | 63 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 60 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 38 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




35 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
9848 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 30,595 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 8656 | 28% |
| Smokes | 7947 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 6656 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 7336 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,252,672 of utility $122 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1372 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ^6 delfín🐬 | 58% | 102 |
| #2 | Lukasus | 57% | 69 |
| #3 | paja. | 54% | 72 |
| #4 | Parkin' SON | 52% | 163 |
| #5 | liamcino4 | 45% | 212 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | Lukasus | 57% | 69 |
| #3 | paja. | 54% | 72 |
| #4 | Parkin' SON | 52% | 163 |
| #5 | liamcino4 | 45% | 212 |
| #6 | nakejdk | 44% | 71 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | liamcino4 | 20 | 0.0053 |
| #2 | paja. | 14 | 0.0097 |
| #3 | Parkin' SON | 13 | 0.0046 |
| #4 | ^6 delfín🐬 | 6 | 0.0035 |
| #5 | nakejdk | 5 | 0.0036 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | paja. | 272 | 0.19 | 6 min |
| #2 | liamcino4 | 241 | 0.06 | 5 min |
| #3 | nakejdk | 196 | 0.14 | 4 min |
| #4 | Parkin' SON | 181 | 0.06 | 4 min |
| #5 | ^6 delfín🐬 | 166 | 0.10 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | mokrahouba | +3.09 | 54 | 62 |
| #2 | ^6 delfín🐬 | +1.57 | 72 | 39 |
| #3 | paja. | +0.54 | 78 | 46 |
| #4 | Parkin' SON | +0.49 | 46 | 48 |
| #5 | nakejdk | -2.47 | 14 | 44 |





