








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1060 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 480 matches | ||
| Wingman | 273 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 43 matches | ||
| Faceit | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 23 different maps





Our logs show 32 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




78 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
8911 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 21,327 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7132 | 33% |
| Smokes | 5908 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 4445 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 3842 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,060,697 of utility $171 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1635 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | GONG-HEI7GONG-HEI18 | 58% | 142 |
| #2 | RaK | 55% | 132 |
| #3 | Maximilian Schrödinger | 54% | 134 |
| #4 | Oustouray Drammeh | 53% | 179 |
| #5 | grrrrr törken | 51% | 172 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | GONG-HEI7GONG-HEI18 | 58% | 142 |
| #2 | RaK | 55% | 132 |
| #3 | Maximilian Schrödinger | 54% | 134 |
| #4 | Oustouray Drammeh | 53% | 179 |
| #5 | grrrrr törken | 51% | 172 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Oustouray Drammeh | 19 | 0.0051 |
| #2 | grrrrr törken | 17 | 0.0050 |
| #3 | RaK | 14 | 0.0049 |
| #4 | Maximilian Schrödinger | 13 | 0.0051 |
| #5 | GONG-HEI7GONG-HEI18 | 9 | 0.0030 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | GONG-HEI7GONG-HEI18 | 433 | 0.15 | 10 min |
| #2 | grrrrr törken | 366 | 0.11 | 9 min |
| #3 | RaK | 276 | 0.10 | 7 min |
| #4 | Maximilian Schrödinger | 252 | 0.10 | 5 min |
| #5 | Oustouray Drammeh | 208 | 0.06 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RaK | +2.24 | 59 | 57 |
| #2 | Zzzz | +1.81 | 88 | 55 |
| #3 | grrrrr törken | +0.25 | 73 | 59 |
| #4 | Oustouray Drammeh | +0.24 | 72 | 44 |
| #5 | GONG-HEI7GONG-HEI18 | -0.15 | 61 | 47 |





