








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 888 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 236 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 173 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 47 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 41 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 18 matches | ||
| Faceit | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 59 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




176 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5790 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 14,450 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1998 | 14% |
| Smokes | 4011 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 5610 | 39% |
| Molotovs | 2831 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $4,150,901 of utility $288 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 769 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Malisen Miikka | 57% | 120 |
| #2 | BOROMIR | 52% | 176 |
| #3 | Kurwi | 51% | 59 |
| #4 | Lentäjä | 50% | 44 |
| #5 | ZuBa | 50% | 106 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | prinsessa elsa | 908 | 0.13 | 23 min |
| #2 | SikaNiska | 623 | 0.12 | 16 min |
| #3 | BOROMIR | 467 | 0.12 | 14 min |
| #4 | Malisen Miikka | 294 | 0.12 | 6 min |
| #5 | ZuBa | 269 | 0.12 | 8 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ZuBa | +2.66 | 74 | 71 |
| #2 | Malisen Miikka | +2.31 | 83 | 55 |
| #3 | SikaNiska | +1.91 | 84 | 67 |
| #4 | prinsessa elsa | +1.61 | 75 | 47 |
| #5 | Kurwi | +1.48 | 57 | 72 |





