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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Office | 109 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 6 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




27 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
943 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,045 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 427 | 11% |
| Smokes | 1195 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 1511 | 37% |
| Molotovs | 912 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $383,209 of utility $105 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 21 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Malisen Miikka | 45% | 40 |
| #2 | prinsessa elsa | 41% | 90 |
| #3 | Mike Oxmal | 39% | 41 |
| #4 | Keke Smullberg | 37% | 139 |
| #5 | SikaNiska | 36% | 102 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SikaNiska | 271 | 0.13 | 8 min |
| #2 | prinsessa elsa | 153 | 0.08 | 4 min |
| #3 | Keke Smullberg | 105 | 0.04 | 2 min |
| #4 | Malisen Miikka | 101 | 0.12 | 2 min |
| #5 | A.B.L.O.Y | 63 | 0.17 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Malisen Miikka | +2.66 | 85 | 54 |
| #2 | SikaNiska | +1.89 | 89 | 68 |
| #3 | Mike Oxmal | +1.76 | 73 | 41 |
| #4 | prinsessa elsa | +1.53 | 76 | 37 |
| #5 | Alex- | +0.76 | 52 | 40 |





