








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 757 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Nuke | 101 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 101 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 92 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 79 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 75 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 67 matches | ||
| Wingman | 57 matches | ||
| Premier | 56 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 56 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 56 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 51 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 23 different maps





Our logs show 69 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




84 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7904 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 26,863 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6124 | 23% |
| Smokes | 8823 | 33% |
| HE Grenades | 6384 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 5532 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,061,163 of utility $154 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2150 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TeddBear | 51% | 197 |
| #2 | Burger | 50% | 177 |
| #3 | 𝔹𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕣 🅼 | 46% | 413 |
| #4 | roma | 46% | 366 |
| #5 | Grizzlee | 46% | 650 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Grizzlee | 56 | 0.0043 |
| #2 | 𝔹𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕣 🅼 | 54 | 0.0066 |
| #3 | Burger | 49 | 0.0139 |
| #4 | roma | 32 | 0.0044 |
| #5 | dwubsly | 22 | 0.0026 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 𝔹𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕣 🅼 | 1817 | 0.22 | 45 min |
| #2 | Burger | 1177 | 0.33 | 34 min |
| #3 | dwubsly | 1048 | 0.12 | 25 min |
| #4 | roma | 945 | 0.13 | 24 min |
| #5 | Grizzlee | 824 | 0.06 | 17 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | course | +3.37 | 81 | 48 |
| #2 | Sherp | +2.20 | 53 | 54 |
| #3 | Burger | +1.33 | 70 | 70 |
| #4 | Sherp3Billion | +1.27 | 56 | 59 |
| #5 | dwubsly | +0.53 | 52 | 57 |





