








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 949 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 118 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 114 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 104 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 94 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 93 matches | ||
| Premier | 84 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 76 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 68 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 67 matches | ||
| Wingman | 50 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 49 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 43 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 24 different maps





Our logs show 147 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




108 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
10468 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 25,966 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5699 | 22% |
| Smokes | 3418 | 13% |
| HE Grenades | 9313 | 36% |
| Molotovs | 7536 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,514,161 of utility $150 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1838 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 𝔹𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕣 🅼 | 80 | 0.0081 |
| #2 | Burger | 79 | 0.0155 |
| #3 | McNutzz | 63 | 0.0049 |
| #4 | roma | 35 | 0.0042 |
| #5 | dwubsly | 22 | 0.0025 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 𝔹𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕣 🅼 | 2171 | 0.22 | 52 min |
| #2 | Burger | 1666 | 0.33 | 49 min |
| #3 | roma | 1127 | 0.13 | 30 min |
| #4 | dwubsly | 1117 | 0.13 | 25 min |
| #5 | McNutzz | 897 | 0.07 | 22 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | course | +3.34 | 76 | 50 |
| #2 | Sherp | +2.01 | 55 | 56 |
| #3 | Burger | +1.57 | 68 | 70 |
| #4 | Sherp3Billion | +0.91 | 53 | 56 |
| #5 | dwubsly | +0.77 | 53 | 57 |





