








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 531 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 278 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 19 matches | ||
| Wingman | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 65 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




14 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3044 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 14,589 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3768 | 26% |
| Smokes | 3749 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 2869 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 4203 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,290,867 of utility $167 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2432 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | cassa 🤍 | 58% | 19 |
| #2 | Raski | 50% | 227 |
| #3 | Nuori Aleksanteri Suuri | 50% | 305 |
| #4 | konari | 49% | 218 |
| #5 | laholörppö | 48% | 33 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | Raski | 50% | 227 |
| #3 | Nuori Aleksanteri Suuri | 50% | 305 |
| #4 | konari | 49% | 218 |
| #5 | laholörppö | 48% | 33 |
| #6 | Lahnajumala | 40% | 83 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Nuori Aleksanteri Suuri | 13 | 0.0020 |
| #2 | Raski | 9 | 0.0019 |
| #3 | konari | 5 | 0.0011 |
| #4 | laholörppö | 5 | 0.0073 |
| #5 | Lahnajumala | 3 | 0.0017 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Nuori Aleksanteri Suuri | 1550 | 0.24 | 49 min |
| #2 | Raski | 287 | 0.06 | 6 min |
| #3 | konari | 160 | 0.03 | 3 min |
| #4 | Lahnajumala | 91 | 0.05 | 2 min |
| #5 | laholörppö | 80 | 0.12 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Nuori Aleksanteri Suuri | +2.58 | 70 | 77 |
| #2 | Joona"" | -0.06 | 46 | 65 |
| #3 | Raski | -0.17 | 57 | 44 |
| #4 | cassa 🤍 | -0.83 | 75 | 49 |
| #5 | Lahnajumala | -1.83 | 53 | 52 |





